Some jokes about laptops

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Flipkart Expands 'In-a-Day Guarantee' Delivery Service to 50 Cities

Flipkart kicked off its 'In-a-day Guarantee' service with some selective Indian cities last year. The online retailer has now announced that the service is now available in 50 cities.
The Internet retailer giant announced the news on Twitter and said, "The wait is now over! In a day guarantee in 50 Indian cities at Rs. 50! Offer valid for 2 days."

The company as an introductory offer has slashed the price of its 'In-a-day Guarantee' service to Rs. 50 from Rs. 90 for two days on orders above Rs. 5,050.

For those unaware, the 'In-a-day Guarantee' service initially was available to customers in Bangalore, Chennai, Delhi, Hyderabad, Mumbai, Noida and Pune. Now the offer includes Kolkata, Agra, Ahmedabad, Ajmer, Ambala, Bhatinda, Bhubaneshwar, Chandigarh, Chandannagar, Coimbatore, Davangere, Durgapur, Erode, Faridabad, Goa, Gurgaon, Ghaziabad, Hissar, Hosur, Howrah, Hubli, Jaipur, Kanchipuram, Kharagpur, Kota, Ludhiana, Madurai, Meerut, Nagpur, Nashik, Navi Mumbai, Panipat, Panjim, Patiala, Pondicherry, Salem, Secunderabad, Thane, Thanjavur, Tiruvallur, Tiruppur, Tiruchirappalli and Vellore.
In April, Flipkart also introduced a 'Same-day Guarantee' delivery service in select cities, which can be availed by paying an additional Rs. 200 per item and is only available for orders placed before noon.

Earlier in June, Flipkart announced an annual subscription service for frequent shoppers, called Flipkart First. The service is available for interested customers for a subscription fee of Rs. 500 per year.

Notably, the Flipkart First service is similar to the Amazon Prime premium subscription service in the US.

Flipkart last week also launched its first tablet, the Digiflip Pro XT 712, at Rs. 9,999.


Source : NDTV Gadgets 

What should I buy her? (boys only...soz)

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Certificate: Test results What should I buy her? (boys only...soz)

For 45 % you are: Anything expensive. Like bodyshop or Ted Bakers. Obviously you are gonna have to get this girls attention real hard.
11.6809 % of 351 Quiz participants had this profile! Profile A

You could also get this result:
For 27 % you are: Maybe just some hand cream or a stylish mug. Nothing cheap yet nothing that really turns money. Profile B

Or even this one:
For 27 % you are: A letter. A poem. Anything hand made will really pull the strings in her heart. But it has to be of the best qualities to really impress her. Profile C

Or even this one:
For 0 % you are: Chocolate. No female can say no! Profile D
 
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Why Men Don't Like Shopping and (Most) Women Do

Why Men Don't Like Shopping and (Most) Women Do

The origins of our attitudes toward shopping

Published on February 14, 2014 by Steve Taylor, Ph.D. in Out of the Darkness

Do you like shopping? The answer may partly depend on one factor: whether you are male or female. Of course, it’s a generalization to say that, "Women like shopping, men don’t"—I’m sure we all know people this doesn’t apply to (my wife, for example, doesn’t particularly like shopping). However, there is evidence that this isn’t a complete myth. A survey of 2,000 British people conducted in 2013 found that men become bored after only 26 minutes of shopping, while it took women a full two hours. The survey found that 80 percent of men didn't like shopping with their partners, and that 45 percent avoiding doing so at all costs. Almost half of all spousal shopping trips ended in arguments, with men becoming frustrated because they bought what they needed straight away, while their partners were still looking and taking too long to make decisions.If there is some validity to these generalizations - and if they are more than just the result of social conditioning - where could these different attitudes to shopping stem from? ...(Continue reading here)  

Flipkart boss Sachin Bansal may soon be at your doorstep

#Flipkart boss Sachin Bansal may soon be at your doorstep, as the delivery boy! Here's why http://ow.ly/yG8SC